GODSENT JENNY MCCARTHY PREACHES TRUTH ABOUT VACCINES
BY: IPOMOEA BATATAS
Do you believe vaccinations are a scam? Is the government trying to poison your child with autism AND measles? Well here at The Turnip, we have the perfect solution. Listen to Godsent Jenny McCarthy and ignore vaccinations as a whole! Jenny McCarthy (who is pretty much a doctor), ex-playboy model, and current anti-vaccine activist, preaches to us the truth about vaccinations.
McCarthy says, “If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we'd rather have the measles versus autism, we'd sign up for the measles.” Here at The Turnip, we completely agree with this statement. Who would pick a developmental disease over a sickness that causes kids to cough a little and then die?
We decided to ask Mrs. Liddell, an anti-vaccine Christian mom from Alabama, for her viewpoint on vaccinations. When asked what she does to protect her children from diseases such as Polio or Measles, she said the following. ¨Let me tell ya sweetie pie, I use Jesus Christ and the words from the Holy Bible to protect my chillins. Every night we gatha round a little circle, and pray to our law and savior to protect us from them mean diseases that them legalaliens are bringin' in from down south¨ When asked why she is against vaccinations, and doctors as a whole, she says, ¨ I read from my mama’s brother’s son’s, whose really my boyfriend, Facebook page about some gal named ¨Jenny McCarthy¨. She talked about how them shots you get at the doctor give yous the Autisms. I always guessed that that why mama called me special. Fore I looked at this, I thought it was cause my mama and papa are really brother and sister. Now I see it cause my mama took me to the doctor as a child. Now, I lettin' the lord decide my fate. ¨ Although vaccinations are viewed differently across the nation, why wouldn’t we listen to Jenny McCarthy, who was delivered from the wings of an angel? After all, she is famous for a reason.
McCarthy says, “If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we'd rather have the measles versus autism, we'd sign up for the measles.” Here at The Turnip, we completely agree with this statement. Who would pick a developmental disease over a sickness that causes kids to cough a little and then die?
We decided to ask Mrs. Liddell, an anti-vaccine Christian mom from Alabama, for her viewpoint on vaccinations. When asked what she does to protect her children from diseases such as Polio or Measles, she said the following. ¨Let me tell ya sweetie pie, I use Jesus Christ and the words from the Holy Bible to protect my chillins. Every night we gatha round a little circle, and pray to our law and savior to protect us from them mean diseases that them legalaliens are bringin' in from down south¨ When asked why she is against vaccinations, and doctors as a whole, she says, ¨ I read from my mama’s brother’s son’s, whose really my boyfriend, Facebook page about some gal named ¨Jenny McCarthy¨. She talked about how them shots you get at the doctor give yous the Autisms. I always guessed that that why mama called me special. Fore I looked at this, I thought it was cause my mama and papa are really brother and sister. Now I see it cause my mama took me to the doctor as a child. Now, I lettin' the lord decide my fate. ¨ Although vaccinations are viewed differently across the nation, why wouldn’t we listen to Jenny McCarthy, who was delivered from the wings of an angel? After all, she is famous for a reason.